CRISPERANTO.org ... and Madame Tussaud's!

"The young always have the same problem--how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have solved this by defying their parents and copying them at the same time."

"I have been made immortal by Madame Tussaud! Why they have decided to put me in her museum, I can't imagine, but they have. When Madame Tussaud flings open the doors to her Times Square museum, my wax image shall hold court, but I shall not be there."

"Am I now immortal?"